I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.
by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.
Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."
by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

by Lady Creole July 10, 2016

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head
by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017
