Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

Rocket Shopping

To be in need of or in desire of an ace to be shown on the flop, turn, or river. Rocket Shopping may sometimes cause poker players to become oblivious to the other player's hands although other players may be Rocket Shopping as well

Jeff: I've got Ace high
Charlie: Ha! I knew you were rocket shopping! I've got two pair.

by SentryGunOnPlane August 15, 2010

stall shopping

Walking into the bathroom and looking into every single stall before determining which one is of the highest quality for your dump-taking.

Mindy: You took an awful long time in the bathroom!
Kate: Yeah, it was a mess in there. I had to do some serious stall shopping.

by nukid1 November 2, 2010

Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.

I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.

by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015

Dry shopping

When online shopping and not actually buying anything just adding to your cart.

I added 5 Apple watches to my cart, I love dry shopping.

by Cloudyday September 4, 2016

Moving sloppy

1) Preforming Task in a unprofessional way
2)Doing something in a way that has bad consequences

3) Doing street/Hood business in way that can be described as federal
4) Doing real nigga shit in the wrong way, or Doing real nigga shit with in a Sloppy manner

“You moving sloppy B, the feds on yo tail”
“ She heard what you said about her, you moving sloppy.”
“You leaving a trail to us B, you moving sloppy”

by Jokers3389RNS April 10, 2019

sloppy seconds

shagging a cunt minutes after the previous guy, using his cum as lube

by Anonymous October 11, 2003