Snacking

Snacking (someone): Having sex with someone significantly lighter than you are.

Usually a difference of 20kg or more for a woman snacking a man,
30kg or more for people of the same sex,
and 40kg or more for a man snacking a woman.

That chick is totally snacking of John! I hope he'll make it alive!

by Monculpoilu August 27, 2013

snoodling

The act of stretching out a male pee-hole, starting with small objects and then graduating to large items such as another man's penis.

Greg's snoodling caused his penis hole to be soo big that Erich could fit his entire package (balls and all) in it.

by Randie May 13, 2005

snoogling

Men sword fighting each other with their genitalia.

David and Kyle are fond of snoogling each other in Kyle's office during breaks.

by jeff November 16, 2004

snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

snoogling

A sexual act in which one receiver is populated by two penetrators at the same time (2 wangs, one hole)

when you and a buddy are snoogling a girl, its only gay if your balls touch

by T2theK October 9, 2008

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009