Session Widow

A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.

Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"

by michael_oleary November 28, 2010

Session Master

A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.

Jackson is a session master.

by Session Master November 9, 2011

snass

pieces of snactch and ass crusties

i picked up a pair of old granny panties with snass crusties all through it!

by 88getbigger88 February 14, 2012

sessukun

a goy foggot

sessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssu is a giant sessukun and a fagggoy.

by fantrollsYesAllofthem January 23, 2014

Session fiend

A person who enjoys the session so much they possess fiendish-like qualities.

My mate Graeme was up until 23:10 drinking orange juice and water, what an absolute session fiend.

by cheesgram May 24, 2019

Sless

combination of the words say and less. you can also be slessing which is like slaying

“I ordered a lava cake from dominos”
“sless”

by mclussy November 21, 2022

Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.

dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.

by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008