snail press

When a male forcefully pushes his genitalia onto a wet window, in full view of others.

by bribri October 26, 2003

Snailocaust

Putting a large amount of snail bait, glass powder or snail chemicals on your lawn/garden resulting in a large amount of snail deaths.

"Jeez...after you put down that snail killer stuff there's been nothing but dead snails everywhere; like a snailocaust."

by cheflane April 5, 2009

snail rail

Doing a line of blow off a hooker's or woman of questionable intent's nether region.

I did a snail rail last night, and now my nose itches.

by Otto Knows All February 27, 2015

brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

by penelopy December 14, 2007

Assassin snail

An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.

I bought an assassin snail from wal-mart.

by Lucario6669 September 30, 2016

Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012

snail

umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?

really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you

by letusbeus December 7, 2006