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smurf

when you beat off and your penis turns blue
my girl was beating me off with her feet and my penis smurfed
by felix guzman December 28, 2005
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a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j
Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land
by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008
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when your balls get stuck to your leg
when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
by marc May 13, 2005
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smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.
person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"
by karl December 4, 2004
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smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
Yo! I got me a smurf man!
by louis October 22, 2001
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
by masongr March 20, 2016
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