snorted out

to be very high on a substance that is snorted

"I'm smoked out snorted out Drunken and im blown" DJ paul
If you dont know three 6 you dont need to know what this means...

by dirtydbommb January 5, 2007

making smores

when you shit on a graham cracker right before your buddy jerks a load of awesome sauce onto the poopie.

John and I had a great time at the movie and before you know it we were at his apartment making smores!

by Chip Winter July 23, 2014

smote

When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"

by F-anator April 6, 2008

smore

a smore is when a black dude gets a 3sum wit a brown chick (hispanic, indian or caramel colored black chick) n a white girl (or a hispanic chick with a "white" complection or albino black chick)

yooo bruh i cant chill 2nite, im havin a smore.

by travjules June 29, 2010

smoted

To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"

by dihsa; September 26, 2007

sorted

To be well organised.

She's so sorted.
Now that the paperwork is sorted I can find what I need easily.
He sorted the browser bookmarks into categories.

by Lissky September 4, 2004

smarterchild

a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.

(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

by evil goat face September 29, 2006