Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

smoking ace

the act of dispensing cocaine onto the female genitalia and having the woman proceed to queef and have it result in a poof of cocaine in mid-air followed by the second party which will attempt to inhale said poof.

brandon takes off his socks before he gets a smoking ace from a fat girl

by dc dance May 22, 2010

smoking pussy

When a cigarette is placed into a vagina, and the vaginal walls contract so as to inhale and exhale the cigarette smoke.

"Are you into smoking pussy porn?"
"No, I think cigarettes are disgusting as it is."

by Rooney101 January 22, 2010

Smoking trees

to blaze any form of ganga, marijuane, weed, dope, etc.

Sean Paul - Like Glue

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!
dat re-eeeddd!!!!

by Kylito February 7, 2003

Smoking with an Angarano

Smoking with an Angarano means that you are lighting up with your own hallucinations (because you're already stoned out of your mind).

Yea man after that 3 gram blunt, I was just smoking with an Angarano

by Boot Lipped African November 16, 2006

smoking poop

to get high by doing drugs

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007