Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

by John 999996 October 18, 2008

stummy

the cross between somone that is stupid and somone that is a dummy.

you are so stupid and dumb your a stummy

by robbie gage February 10, 2005

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

stummy

(Adj.) Being very stupid or saying something that makes someone angry. Getting on someone's nerves. Being a punk.

"You are being really stummy right now."
"Why are you being stummy?"

by Christophizzle4 October 17, 2008

Slumpy

adjective; To describe an undesirable outcome of an event. Also this word can be substituted for words like shit and slut as a more desirable way to swear in front of family members.

D: How did you go in the Sniffy assignment.

K: Lets put it this way, my performance was slumpy.

by poodlesdoodles January 12, 2007

slummpy

The feeling you have after getting knocked out for being an ass in a fight, usually an unexpected blow.

AKA getting slumped and then eventually waking up with a headache and all that knocked out stuff, Ala missing teeth, broken ribs, and lumps on the head from the slump attack.

"I was a jerk to the wrong guy at the bar and he slumped the crap out of me.

"I woke up feeling slummpy as all hell, double vision and the works.

"Hopefully I can drive home with this concussion, boy am I feeling sleepy..."

by GhettoNeophyte February 18, 2009

Slummer

To describe the very popular summer season when it unwittingly decides to disappoint us all.

"I say! Torrential rain, wind, storms! It's supposed to be summer!"
"Did you say summer? I'm sure you mean slummer..."

by BlackPocket September 3, 2015