Evil company that doesn't give a shit about their customers. They make shitty titles and call it a game. Same game every year with a few tweaks and there. EA is a sad excuse for a company and should be destroyed at all cost.
by Sado Kun September 6, 2007
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You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.
by drunkengoat April 11, 2005
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A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.
B) Barry Bonds.
C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.
B) Barry Bonds.
C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.
After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.
by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004
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by alex_bruin November 8, 2009
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Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.
by Tittybars January 2, 2012
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