sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

Slepting

To text while sleeping in an inebriated state of mind

I was so drunk last night that I must have been slepting last night.

by Walkovich11 August 23, 2014

co-sleeping

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.

Dude, she was so drunk she passed out in my bed, but we didn't do anything. We were co-sleeping!

by Niketha February 28, 2009

sleeping bag syndrome

Refers to an uncircumsised male penis, since it resembles an unrolled sleeping bag.

"Have you seen that Bob's got the sleeping bag syndrome? What a turn-off!"

by Erika Butler June 10, 2008

Smexting

1. Texting with a sexy mexican about sex.

After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.

by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010

sleeping bag

A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.

man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.

by Samuel Leblanc September 16, 2009