starks

One who overcompensates for his/her/it's insecurities (i.e. being fat, or having a small penis) by being overtly cocky, aggressive, or aggressively defensive.

You see that fat f***, Jake over there? He just told that fine honey that he wants to f*** her in the bathroom. OH SHI*! She just called him a fatass and he ripped her in half and is now defecating in her internal organs! Man, that kid is such a starks.

by SquigglesFBleezy November 16, 2011

Snarks

Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.

OMFG the snarks!!1!

by WWGFD May 6, 2009

slark martyr

A great rock band from Louisville, KY. Unknown to most, but give them beer and they will rock!

enjoy Slark Martyr while cleaning up the kitchen or making a mess in the garage.

by slark January 6, 2008

Sparks mouth

When your teeth and tongue turn orange from drinking the alcoholic energy drink, Sparks.

I hope that guy still wants to make out with me after seeing my Sparks mouth!

by ohhaiiiii January 23, 2009

bitter Sharks fan

A warm weather (figuratively and literally) hockey fan who has probably never seen ice outside of a drinking glass. Their frustration with the failure of their local squad has reached a point where their capacity for cognitive thinking is permanently impaired.

"Did you see that call?? The Wings player was clearly using The Force to knock our guy into him causing the interference! The NHL hates us!" - a bitter Sharks fan

by definitelynotlefthighkick April 28, 2010

lance sparks

A very sweet,dreamy eyed, loving guy that makes Chloe smile just by looking at him. He is cute even when he is mad. He is the best thing that has ever happened to Chloe's life.

Chloe dosent know what she would ever do without Lance Sparks.

by Chloe Harville April 14, 2015

Sharks

Sharks; adj;The act of benefiting yourself at someone elses despair.

Dawg, You're hella sharks for that one.

by DC Low October 4, 2009