What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

cut me some slack

-relax and get off my back
-stop giving me such a hard time
-back off and take it easy

if u argue with somebody and he/she just wont stop bringing up arguments against u, u tell them:
"ahh, cut me some slack,will ya?"

by SL3000 September 17, 2008

Off of Slack

When a person does something just to do it.

Person 1: Why are you cleaning your shoes?..They're already clean.

Person 2: SMT -_- I'm doin' this off of slack boy...chill!!! :|

by Ann-Nisa October 28, 2009

jack the slack

To masturbate, aka to jack off, jerk off, burp the worm

Will Jack jack the slack tonight?

by EpicEric26 January 19, 2018

Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".

"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"

by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023

Called in slack

To phone or email your place of work with an obvious fabrication, saying you can't come in.

Hey, Manfred called in slack. He said his garage burned down again ...I heard empty beer cans knocked over in the background while he mumbled.

by Anonymus Bosch June 28, 2006