skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o June 27, 2007

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drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

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Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020

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skunk the cat

A very cuddly boi, very chonk, much love, he go purr, he a big chonk of fur, and most importantly when he see laser, he will say the N word

Wow look at skunk the cat, he’s so cute, and very chonk

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 31, 2020

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Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

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