skeetrod

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

by shiftyclaybob November 15, 2009

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008

Skeefer

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

by moosiclogic September 15, 2009

sweeter than sweet

basically {Namjoon's favorite words

Peaches and cream
Sweeter than sweet
Chocolate cheeks
And chocolate wings

by dashilight August 16, 2019

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007