Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009

similar nomenclature

The art of re-phrasing text or re-naming common objects by changing the words and components of words to synonyms or antonyms.

according to the rules of similar nomenclature Microsoft become Macrohard, ETC

by M. Athens May 13, 2005

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019

look-similar

Someone who is constantly told they look like a famous person, but in reality only moderately resemble them.

"Oh my goodness, you and Woody Harrelson are total "look-similars!"

"Thank you"

by JMc4008 February 4, 2010

pro-Semitism

The ideology that:
1) The Nation of Israel a) has the right to exist, b) as a Jewish state if it so choses, and c) in peace and harmony with it's neighbors.
2) Jews are inherently equal to all other persons and groups of persons and therefore should be treated as such.

Even though I'm a WASPY gentile, nobody messes with Jews in my presence because my reputation for pro-Semitism is generally known.

by jagdgeschwader July 10, 2009

simi

someone who is weird on many different levels, smokes tons of weed, is often confused, doesn't believe in haircuts or any form of "unnatural grooming", mumbles incoherently, and can often be spotted outside your local 7-11...just sitting.

shit that simi needs to lay off the ganja and get a haircut

by everybody loves a cracka December 15, 2004