sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

Sickness cure

Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)

Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!

by Professional doctor November 24, 2022

Sickerby rickerby

When you willingly masturbate over animated pornography. More specifically family guy and the Simpsons and even in some cases Cleveland brown.

Bro!! I walked in on my cousin last night whilst he was in the middle of a sickerby rickerby! It was gross!

by CrapTash November 28, 2023

Sickerdis

A nasty disease which usually involves having at lease one day off work....

worker "I cant come in .. ive contracted sickerdis"
boss:"wasssat??"
worker: "im sickerdis bullshit"

by hal9000-1965 January 31, 2024

sickperve

Cute twink larping as Alvin

Sickperve: I love femboys I love femboys I love femboys

by DeathToSped November 6, 2025

Spraydiation Sickness

Illness produced by overexposure to flatulence particles (farticles) or odors.

Several people were hospitalized after being diagnosed with spraydiation sickness as a result of today's baked-bean eating contest.

by MWBishop June 29, 2010

Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013