Shiuking

When you shit and puke at the same time.

He must be really sick, he is shiuking

by god_of_art May 17, 2016

Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Shining Devil

The strongest creature known by man or alien. It is claimed by it, and only it, but even then it does not contain it.

Oh my god, it's the Shining Devil.

by PencilLeadHead July 11, 2018

Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

Sheiking

1 - a term inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when it turns out that the guy is actually a girl

2 - In most cases, it is when a girl disguises herself as a man to avoid getting hit on by straight individuals.

1 - "That guy was a girl! She was sheiking me, dude!"
2 - "Amanda is sheiking hardcore to avoid getting hit on."

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 24, 2018