Shoot the elephant

1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm

1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"

2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"

by Maia Sinaiko December 20, 2009

Shoot

what u scream when u want sumone to shoot you.

shoot ya god damn pussy.

by Jeevs January 14, 2003

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

shoot the shit

To pass leisure time idly conversing.

Etymology: Possibly originates from WWI when soldiers in trenches would use bucket latrines and then shoot at them for target practice during downtime.

Wife: What do you guys do when you're fishing all day?

Guy: You know... Stuff.

Wife: No I don't know, that's why I asked.

Guy: Just shoot the shit, nothing important.

by Sick Ducker (I shoot ducks) December 3, 2009

Snuggie Shoot

Taking a bunch of seductive pictures with your Snuggie, similar to a photo shoot.

Guy: "Hey, will you comment the pictures from my Snuggie Shoot on Facebook?"

Girl: "Uhh.... sure." *backs away slowly*

by spunkaroo January 3, 2010

Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015