shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

shiori

loser
a person who loves barney, for being purple.

"omg, shes such a shiori."

"WHAT A SHIORI!!"

by Tudugpssh February 11, 2009

schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!

by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022

shmork

a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

by Gennifer Nolak February 25, 2008

shmorgon

slang for a vary dirty (STD) infested hooker

that thing on the corner over there half dead is a shmorgon

by mrsmiklegooglehimer March 6, 2010

samora

tribbing, red kool-aid, 15 calories, extremely high in protein, and creamy. Samora is the act of tribbing, during which one pours red kool-aid on ones partner and ingests a 15 calorie, extremely high in protein, and creamy snack.

Me: I found this sweet, minority, obnoxious, piece of man ass.
Friend: No Shit! What did you two do?
Me: First we poured hot sauce down each others' anus's then we proceeded to samora all night long :P ->0

by WMVD (Weapon of Mass Vaginal D December 19, 2008

scmorga

a schmorga is when someone poops in the backseat of a car

pat schmorgad is my car

by Nick Harmon December 10, 2003