Shmook

a gay ass nigga called edgar

edgar sucking dick he's such a Shmook

by straight nigga Adiel November 15, 2019

shmocked

To smoke mokies.. A popular weed/tobacco mix from Northern California

"Dude we shmocked like 3 grams of some fire! I'm faded!"

by fast stang May 11, 2014

shmackdabulous

Something that is really awesome. To be fantastic.

Ohh Snap!! That is Shmackdabulous!

by J Doo Dee Doo Dee November 16, 2007

shcocked

the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.

"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"

by Random4792 June 3, 2009

Shmuckable

an atractive male who is fuckable, normally identified with a jew-fro/jew-pro.

Emma "Oh... My... Gosh..."
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

shmuckaroon

A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.

I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons

by Injectingmarijuanas April 5, 2016

*shmack* nice!

The clicking of the lips , followed by a claim of joy

Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!

Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia

*shmack* nice!

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017