shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

shlami

A device ( stone pebble) which stoners use to find out whether they are high or sober.

Bro I don't think this weed is any good, hand me my Shlami.

by Shlamisingh June 20, 2016

Shlag

Means you have a long list of people that you wish to shag

she has a shlag list

by Sullifany November 29, 2016

Shelax

The best Ship ever. The OTP of all People. There are over 100 FanFics on Wattpad of them, and soon propably more. Max/Mithzan and Shelby/Shubble are so cute together. They would be a power couple

Person 1: Hey, I heard your a shipper. What is your OTP?
Person 2: You really need to ask? It's SHELAX!
Person 1: Really? THAT'S MY OTP TOO! THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!
Person 2: YEAH! Sadly their not together..
Person 1: But that makes us come up with AMAIZING ideas for FanFics!
Person 2: True dat Dude

by H3770 VSSH073 January 2, 2017

shlabb

Anything and everything that is good

Yo, let's go to the bar and grab some shlabbs.

He's the real shlabbdaddy

by Jc2016 March 24, 2017

Shaxo

The name of someone who's so self centred and looks like a model

You are such a shaxo today

by Shaqsybeast June 25, 2017

Shlami

The act of dropping an expensive vase from a nine foot wall while drinking Vanilla Coke.

That shlami didn’t go to well! The vase hardly even cracked!

by IShatOnYourLawn February 18, 2018