shizzarrhea

warm, juicy, delicious, fudgey, diarrhea
mixed with jizz

i woke up this morning at the bottom of my bed covered in shizzarrhea.

after sucking his unit i has shizzarrhea stuck in my teeth.

Who the fuck shizzarrheaed all over my mac and cheese? its delicious!

by Karly Larson April 19, 2008

shiznot

Meaning an exact opposite of shiznit with emphasis on the NOT - as reference to movie Wayne's World

Your cooking is the shiznot!

by ottowrek January 17, 2009

Schizzom Foshizzom

A dispute between two men of the African American race, which can't be resolved and eventually leads the ruin of their friendship.

I have never seen Max so mad, I don't think he'll ever talk to his brother again after that Schizzom Foshizzom.

by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009

shizzlaa

To have a shower while intoxicated.

Hey bitz I had an awesum shizzlaa after that crankn party lastnite yew!!!

by faghag69 May 30, 2009

shizzelnoggin

a derogatory term for smart people, also if someone does well on tests quizzes or are just beasts at life.

"woah that girl got straight A's"
"well duh shes a shizzelnoggin"
"good point"
"yeah what a beast"

by AWESOMENESS KE February 15, 2010

Shizz Biscuits

What one might say instead of swearing when someone with authority is around. Also used in the presence of young children or if something is not agreeable to oneself.

Shizz biscuits!!! I spilled my coffee!!!

Aw shizz biscuits, I locked my keys in the car!

HOLY SHIZZ BISCUITS WHAT THE SHIZZ BISCUIT IS THAT!?!

by IcyShadows January 18, 2011

shizzdoodle

When something awesome or bad happens, it is exclaimed.

Or when your describing amounts of something.

Ex 1: "AWWWW SHIZZDOODLE!!"

Ex 2: "Hey!! Pick up all your shizzdoodles, damnit!"

by LadyMermaidDemon June 25, 2012