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SHITHOOK

A crowbar-like device used to open sewer manhole covers.
"The lift station nearby is overflowing. Grab the shithook so we can open this manhole and see if there's a blockage."
by Garconinock April 20, 2023
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Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father
Jason is a shithook.
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.
That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.
by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025
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Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.
"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)
by jermzig April 10, 2011
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shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.
After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.
by papawpeepants April 18, 2014
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Shitlocks

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.
by snife83 October 19, 2015
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shithouse

noun
1.

shithole. a place exactly the same, or reminiscent of a shithole.
2.
an accumulation of discarded shit, garbage, refuse, etc.
3.
a dumpsite, poop-site, dumping-ground. a place where shit, garbage, refuse, toxic waste, dead bodies, dead animals, etc., is deposited.
4.
Military/Prison
huge, stinking room full of toilets not separated by privacy walls were funky, dirty-ass soldiers or prisoners defecate and urinate often at the same time.

see shithole
1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Northwest, Washington, DC became a shithouse once 45, his family and the his new lying-ass administration moved in.
by Nat Turner l'Overture January 16, 2018
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