1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.
2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.
2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.
"Man, Weenus's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."
"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."
"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."
by American Jesus January 10, 2004
Shay: I need to go to the doctor
Niki: Why?
Shay: I need a check-up
Niki: You got that shit!!!
Shay: Bitch don't play
Niki: Why?
Shay: I need a check-up
Niki: You got that shit!!!
Shay: Bitch don't play
by OneAMillion July 06, 2005
The best - a very interesting phrase as the word THE is the most significant since without it a different meaning applies.
This beat is the shit! = This song is of high quality!
This beat is shit! = This song is of poor quality!
This beat is the shit! = This song is of high quality!
This beat is shit! = This song is of poor quality!
by Thomo9 November 09, 2009
1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
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2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
or
2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 01, 2023
by D1Z3W April 20, 2010
school is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
by johny fucking depp March 08, 2021
joe's asshole burns because of the red shit coming out of his asshole
and in the video is your mom taking a missive green shit
and in the video is your mom taking a missive green shit
by asskicker12000 March 30, 2021