Shirley

My auntie. MEXICAN. BOSS BITCH. TOO KIND AND TOO GOOD FOR A SMALL MINDED LOSER!

I have a shirley of an auntie.

by Flyyestinda... September 25, 2023

Shirley

An mexi_auntie who has a big heart sometimes too big when it comes to people who don't deserve all of her wonderfulness. However she shirley isn't a worthless piece of SHIT! SHE ALSO A VALERO. AND A BLACK GIRLS AUNTIE.

My beastie shares his shirley with me since 2016.

by Flyyestinda... September 25, 2023

Kathleen Shirley

your mom

kathleen shirley yo momma

by You are a Gift! February 20, 2025

Shirley

A really kind girl with a kind, gentle voice, but a firm hand.

I'm not worried, Shirley's take care of it.

by Jafodadolla August 7, 2025

shipley school

Possibly the most overrated school on the main line. Somehow was ranked number 2 on the main line behind the haverford school. They could not compete in the inter-ac so they had to leave the conference, and join the worst conference in the state. No one knows why the school gets so much hype.... maybe because parents of children there run the papers and magazines?? Very artsy school, sucks at most sports except crew. The guys are tools, the girls are beat. I would go there but im not an artsy non athletic freak.

Whos that unathletic freak?
Oh that kid goes to shipley school, i hear he sucks mad D though?

by Jason2334 May 11, 2007

swirley sundae

When a man is ready to ejaculate, he does so on the woman's face, and then steps out of the way. His close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops poop all over the woman's face.

Me and Paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. She still doesn't know what hit her.

by Croy Spark July 28, 2008

The Shipley School

Argueably the gayest school of all time. Formerly a girls school until the mid '80s the shipley school still doesn't have a football team and an absolutely horrible lacrosse program. Although the main line times is always sucking on their D about sports, they actually suck.

Bro 1 "Yo dude we play the shipley school in lax on saturday"
Bro 2 " haha dude im totally pulling a wake and bake before we play those losers"
Bro 1 "haha yeah dude for real those shipley kids suck man hahaha"

by LitnerShipleyLaxStar May 9, 2009