Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.

Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.

by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012

right shift

the right shift button is probably one of the least used buttons on the keyboard, people usually use the left shift cuz its easier to access.

Friend: Am I the only person who actually uses the right shift?

Me: of course you are.

by ThunderTheFurry November 24, 2020

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 19, 2006

The Silverware Shift

The undetermined point in time at which a roommate will finally wash the dishes he/she has used when and if there are no clean dishes left to be used or no clean dishes left that he/she requires.

Roommate 1: "When is he going to do the dishes?"
Me: "Oh, when he hits The Silverware Shift."

by KMeyers September 27, 2012

tight shifts

With reference to drug dealing. A dealer runs tight shifts if he is constantly moving from deal to deal.

Eg. "Yo bro, I can't see yo till the evening, I'm running real tight shifts today."

by Rich Nyuggah December 14, 2013

Celebrity Shift

suh-leb-ri-tee shift

Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.

John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.

by Mitchell Iz July 29, 2016

P-Shift

The abbreviation of Physical Shift.

In theory, a P-Shift would include any physical change from a therian to that of their phenotype, or animal.
However, as there are no documented cases of people physically becoming animals, P-Shifts are fantasy and nothing more.

See also: M-Shift, Astral Shift, and Phantom Limbs.

She claims to P-Shift? Pfft, just ignore her.

by Winter Paws January 19, 2007