Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

thumb it down a shade

calm down, take a step back, turn it down a notch.

Hey man thumb it down a shade.

by mikehoncho March 27, 2012

sawed-off sondheim

a short musical composer

"Kelsi, my sawed-off Sondheim,
I've been in 17 school productions."
-Sharpay, in High School Musical

by John Triton March 20, 2008

Mexican Seaweed

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

by The Fearsome Threesome January 27, 2010

seaweed

Marijuana grown using a hydroponic growing system that uses water instead of soil, allowing the grower to adjust nutrient and pH levels to their proper levels more easily. Seaweed is primarily chosen to grow for it's quick growing time and high quality yield.

Yo check out this stanky seaweed I just picked up.

by Smithas January 28, 2010

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

Saweet

a different way to spell sweet but a much better way
said when something is amazing

"i tlked to mike today"
"that is SaWeet"

by rachael January 8, 2005