shaniepooz

shaniepooz (shay-nee-pooz)

verb. A rare occurence when one sneezes with such force that is causes them to defacate. The noise it creates is kinda the noise a dog whistle makes, only more like a tamborine being smashed in half while stepping on a midget.

The other day, the guy sitting next to me on the subway shaniepoozed all over me, and now I can't move my legs. But that wont stop me from fuffiling my dream of becoming a racecar driver! Oh, shit! I forgot to turn the stove off before I left the house. I think i'm going to shaniepooz myself back over there! Viva la revolucion! *giggle*

by Jaack August 21, 2007

shanin

A nice good looking guy who eats the booty like groceries and lets girls tewerk on him

I wish u were shanin

by best facts May 30, 2015

shanicqua

Big, beautiful, black woman

Do you guys remember Shanicqua from high school? I just seen her the other day and she looks beautiful!

by Faithtcourage April 2, 2017

Shaniqua

A beautiful, intelligent, independent woman, she is often stereotyped because her name but she is one of the strongest, funniest, nicest people you will meet but she will snap at you in a quick second. She does not take disrespect nicely because she is a respectful person. She is the meanest out of all her friends but is also the kindest. She acts strong on the outside but Is really breaking in the inside. She keeps everyone laughing because she hides behind a smile. Even when she going through struggles, she still lift her friends and family spirit. She is a very loyal person and she’s not a party girl but she is still fun. She’s innocent but also a little freaky. Everybody needs a Shaniqua in there life.

“She must be ghetto , if her name is Shaniqua” said Monica

“Actually, she’s one of the most beautiful and smartest people I have ever met” Aaliyah smiled.

by Beautybrains June 15, 2018

shaniq

(proper noun) for women, the name that represents the woman dating a male-friend.

Ever since Gino started dating Shaniq, he has been neglecting me =(

by Lessball May 18, 2008

Shamonie

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009

Shania Twain

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.

I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.

by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005