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Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”
by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021
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Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow
yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo
by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011
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Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests
Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo
by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021
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shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo
Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”
by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023
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Shampooed russalo

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.
by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023
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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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