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Shag Knees 

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
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shag cap 

A cap that will on sit upon the head of those who are not virgins or those who are secret freaks
shag cap by Shutters October 28, 2019
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Shag's a shag; pulls a pull 

Shag's a shag and a pull's a pull is one of life's little maxims that every bloke can say to his mate when discussing an awkward situation, usually about a girl, that happened on a night out. It simply expresses that in spite of what happened between them, be it heart-break or being pied off, he got his index finger or little man sticky!
Drew: 'Yo man, are you bothered that the bitch pied you off in front of her friends last night?'
Jake: 'Nah fuck it, I fingered her in the toilet last week anyway. Shag's a shag; pulls a pull

Shag for roof 

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.
I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.
Shag for roof by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021

Shag Daddy

A groovy dude who doesn't need nice clothes or nice things to be attractive. Usually wearing rags and unshaved. Always throwing out positive vibes while giving you the wink.
My buddy John may be dirty and broke but he's still a total shag daddy.
Shag Daddy by Ramblin Jack January 6, 2021

shag ragoo 

Something that you say when you’ve been deprived of so much sleep and touch that you can’t make sense of any words to say

Pronounced: Shag Rah-goo
Idk dude… I’m just feeling Shag Ragoo rn
shag ragoo by Shingamieyezz February 8, 2022

shag her rotten 

Screw her brains out of her head.
I was having sex with my lady and decided to Shag Her Rotten.