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Sexpiration

Is a Stage in life when men and women's looks start go down due to getting old.

For women, their tits become saggy, they become infertile in their to mid to late 30s and they start getting wrinkles in their late 30s.

For men, their T levels goes down as they get old, libido goes down, Dick is not as hard as it use to be.
Damn, the Sexpiration is real dude
by Bucketdude3 January 1, 2026
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fuck-stration

A Level of frustration that has been reached beyond one's control of proper language comprehension. A blur of words caused by becoming extremely pissed off. Often culminating in some form of physical or verbal retaliation.
I was hitting on this girl but this other kid wouldn't take a hint and fuck off. I got to such a level of fuck-stration I punched him in the face.
by nschcd May 11, 2010
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primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.
"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."
by growmoreweed April 22, 2016
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Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.
by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020
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Soul separation syndrome

Allen and Anna had a deep love for one another. When Allen traveled over night for work it felt like their souls were disconnected from one another; they suffered from soul separation syndrome.
by Mission Driven Life May 16, 2022
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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Cordial separation theory

Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
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