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semi by the sea

An innocuous name for an erection (or 'semi hardon').

The phrase originated from the James Blunt song 'Wisemen'. In which, 'Those three Wise Men' are cited as having 'a semi by the sea' (of course, in reality, they are referring to a semi-detached house).

The word has become increasingly used among British and some American internet forums.
"Oh my god...these photos of Keeley Hazel are giving me a full on semi by the sea lolololol"
by JamieFKA May 21, 2008
mugGet the semi by the seamug.

Semi-Asian

Someone who looks Asian, but not completely...only Semi. So you argue with your best friend about his Asianness and come to the decision that he is Semi-Asian. Further probabilities include...he probably wears basketball shorts, random t-shirts and has eyes hidden by louscious locks.
Alex likes to wear cute maroon shirts and black basketball shorts. He doesn't care to shower very often and he doesn't care because he is a rebellious youth. Yes, his hair covers his eyes and he is cute but quite mean. He may possibly be Brazilian but he is not completely Asian looking either so he is Semi-Asian.
by PrettyMuch August 9, 2006
mugGet the Semi-Asianmug.

semi-rape

Where you grope someone tits, ass or genitals without them wanting to.
Person 1: Dude I totally semi-raped megan in the ass today.
Person 2: I do not condone that at all and you should always get permission first.
by Rodent Bangs January 11, 2016
mugGet the semi-rapemug.

Semi-canon

Canon means official, therefore semi-canon means semi-official.
Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?

Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.
by snowfairy65 July 25, 2017
mugGet the Semi-canonmug.

Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.
Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.
by Stoan February 28, 2009
mugGet the Riding A Semimug.

Semi-bangable

A not-so-good-looking person who has at least one attractive feature. For example an obese overweighed person with an attractive face or wise-versa.
Bob: Hey bro, I heard you met a girl in the bar. Was she any good looking?

Mike: Hmm...I’m not sure. She was semi-bangable.
by kungfualienondrugs January 16, 2010
mugGet the Semi-bangablemug.

Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done
Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job
by Chikis777 May 11, 2009
mugGet the Semi Jobmug.

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