mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

josh seager

a sexy motherfucker who we all want to fuck

josh seager fuck me

by flatty mcpatty June 7, 2022

two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

Getting Seaned

"Getting Seaned" is a colloquial term derived from the behavior of an individual named Sean, often used in online gaming or collaborative activities. It refers to the act of Sean initiating or encouraging others to join a particular activity, such as a game session or a team project, only to subsequently become AFK Away From Keyboard or otherwise unavailable, thereby leaving the others waiting or unable to proceed as planned.

were getting seaned he aint comin back

by Manzo1 February 7, 2024

2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People

The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.

by defens November 19, 2023

empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.

Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"

by jennmacfar July 4, 2024

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026