Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.

"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"

by BOIYF December 17, 2019

Sprouting

A person gets defensive in the presence of others. Whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.

Guy1: Dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?

Guy2: Shut up, you moron, no I didnt!

Guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy's sprouting)

by Craven Angel October 1, 2008

Schooting

The combination of the words school and dating. Schooting is when a relationship happenes but they only do stuff in school. They do not hang out outside of school.

Instesd of dating, lets go schooting.

by Livluv January 2, 2015

Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger February 14, 2012

Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.

Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.

by Biff Justice November 11, 2005

Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012

Scouting

When a man/woman is actively seeking a new fling.

Jessica: do you want to go scouting , I need a man

by Botrxner November 26, 2018