sciencer

It's like a scientist, only we don't get the wicked lab coats.

Joe: Whoa, that dude's insane. He could seriously hurt himself with that stuff
Moe: Nah, he's just a sciencer. The curiosity in a mind like that is overwhelming. They have to go to any extent for their passion.

by bludragn0 February 16, 2008

nigga science

When a smart ass nigga explain to you some deep science shit using nigga terms

Daquan- The big band is when a lot of tiny little dust and shit was all together and then it just fuckin' exploded and shit. Then when everything was as hot as yo' girls ass shit kept growin bigger and bigger fo millions of years until other tiny shits joined together to make bigger shits and shit

Gerome - Damn man that was some real nigga science.

by hood latino February 4, 2017

Science fair

An action or activity that should be easy to do or accomplish but made difficult or time consuming by the person partaking in the action or activity

Waiter: Are you ready to order?

John: Yes. Hmmmmmm. Wow! There are so many choices on the menu. You know. I kinda think I want the fish, but that salad sounds good. And you can't go wrong with your burgers. Wait! Tell me again about the special today?

Jack: Dude! What's up with the fucking science fair? Just order something dammit!

by caviedrums August 30, 2010

Schiessl

To accomplish with unrequired and excessive brute force; to do damage to something while trying to improve or fix it; to act only with regard to quick accomplishment and with no conscience of undesirable side effects.

After John locked his keys in his car, Alan decided to Schiessl his way in, and drove his motorcycle through the windshield.

by Johnny K. Wiggles February 2, 2010

Cocket Science

To please a woman with flattery.

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.

by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010

Man Science

mæn saɪəns
–noun

1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.

Sue wanted to call an electrician, but Ryan busted out some man science and fixed it.

by gentofleisure May 5, 2011

rocket science

Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space.

Judge Judy: "It's not rocket science. What is rocket science?"

Defendant: "Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space."

by CommanderCool1111 April 8, 2009