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SCP

A creature or object that defies natural law or something like that, imprisoned at containment sites.
SCP-096 dashed through the hallway of site-19 in search for its victim
by IDK Definitions Official January 10, 2024
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SCP

An entity that is contained by the famous organization the SCP Foundation. This entity can range from a forever regeneration banana bowl to satan themself.
SCP-682 had breached containment. All evacuation shelters are to be filled with all non-combatant personnel on site.
by Dr. Buck May 27, 2022
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SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song โ€˜RUSH-E.โ€™ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoonโ€™s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.
SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.
by YaboiToast November 5, 2023
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SCP

The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•— โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•โ•โ–‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘
โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ•šโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—
โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ• โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•
by Chippythefurry0w0 May 7, 2022
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scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper
Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer๐Ÿ’€
by ACNHVillagersfatcock May 9, 2024
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SCP

it doesn't exist. never has, and never will. ฬถiฬถtฬถ ฬถdฬถoฬถeฬถsฬถ ฬถaฬถcฬถtฬถuฬถaฬถlฬถlฬถyฬถ ฬถeฬถxฬถiฬถsฬถtฬถ the SCP Foundation is not real. ฬถ(ฬถDฬถRฬถ ฬถBฬถRฬถIฬถGฬถHฬถTฬถ ฬถSฬถTฬถOฬถPฬถ ฬถMฬถEฬถSฬถIฬถNฬถGฬถ ฬถWฬถIฬถTฬถHฬถ ฬถTฬถHฬถIฬถSฬถ ฬถDฬถAฬถMฬถNฬถIฬถTฬถ)ฬถ
person 1: hey what's an SCP??
person 2: a SC-what now??
by SCP-3NTHUS14ST June 5, 2022
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SCP-108

its a nazi bunker in some black dudes nostrils...
Researcher: Alright, CD, go into SCP-108 now.
Class-D: dawg im not a cave diver
by lil proot February 25, 2025
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