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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Scooter head

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly
by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021
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mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.
Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter
by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022
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Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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scooter fag

a 12/13 year old boy who lives at the skatepark, acts similar to an eshay and is probably one of “the boys
Johnny: “I’ve been practicing on my scooter lately.”
Ben: “Scooter fag.”
by mjlowden296 October 18, 2020
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scooter girl

that cute blonde girl at case who wears short skirts and rides a pink scooter to class
"hey scooter girl! where's your scooter?"
by shakespeir May 9, 2008
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Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.
Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night
by Junior1 November 30, 2008
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