schmack

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch

That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!

by dave27705 May 8, 2008

Schmag

Adjective - A discrete way to describe semen.

Geez John! You got schmag on the pillow again!

by bcterry August 1, 2007

schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth

I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.

by Sandee May 30, 2006

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Scamazon

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

by qt0xy April 27, 2019