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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck
Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.
by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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Schmad

Word meaning false toughness..as in someone who yhinks hr is tough but is actually soft.
That guy thinks he is schmad
by RYNO9993 April 5, 2009
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Schemey

Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
by G Burns July 11, 2003
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Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.
"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"
by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005
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schmadidas

fake designer, doesn't have to be adidas, just add sch infront of it.
schreebok
schgucci
schpuma
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