Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.

Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.

by hanktheman! December 8, 2009

Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.

Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.

by Powered by God March 22, 2003

Scatter

1) A quick phrase used to tell a fellow gang member to run away.

1) " 5-0 man, SCATTER! "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006

Seattle Steamer

When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.

Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.

by Francois1980 January 1, 2009

scatalenas

To run at a really fast speed.

Homeboy put on them scatalenas

by Brian Parks August 23, 2005