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Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008
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gravy-swipe

The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".
"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "
by The Microwave January 7, 2015
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J Swipe

Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!
Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!
by mrperson123 July 27, 2017
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no-scoped

to be shot down and killed by a sniper who did not use the scope or any function that enhances his accuracy to destroy his enemy in any multiplayer first-person-shooter.
Dude, he freakin no-scoped me!!
by Cliff Johnsen May 5, 2005
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black scope

almost like a quickscope but except you don't see the crosshairs a little.
guy - hey dude I just black scope 3 guys!
by pelonpelorico October 3, 2013
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snopes

This word can be used as a verb to indicate checking the validity of a suspect story. It is derived from the online urban legend reference site: www.snopes.com.
That sounds fake. You should snopes it.

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She told me a story about a friend of a sorority sister who had a huge pimple that eventually exploded hundreds of baby spiders on her face, but I snopesed it, and that story is just an urban legend.
by Nacho November 4, 2004
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slopes

derogatory term used in reference towards people of asian ethnicity.
What are all you slopes looking at anyway?
by Cameron Bradley Hughes April 30, 2010
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