Not Swag

Someone who texts their ex-boyfriend from three years ago that wants nothing to do with them. Said ex-boyfriend ultimately finds said person repulsive.
Mikayla : Wow i have no life, i should text my ex-boyfriend from 3 years ago.
Anyone with common sense : no, thats not swag.
by shallowboat March 30, 2022
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A swag is an Australian term for a bundle of belongings rolled in a traditional fashion to be carried by a foot traveler in the bush. It generally includes; sleeping bag, bed roll and clothing. It is also a single person tent with can be waterproof.
Did you see Wazza in his swag last night?
by anonymousasdfghjkl November 04, 2011
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So many people think swag is something its not... swag mean Secretly. We. Are. Gay.
so, all lgbtqia+ peeps should start using swag.
Wow thats so swag!

Wait, are you, you know?

yes, of course, swag.
by thegayurbandictionary January 19, 2021
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Promotional merchandise for a band, record label, or other entity in the music business, usually distributed at concerts.

May include t-shirts, stickers, promo CDs, posters, etc. Often free, but not necessarily; a t-shirt or record purchased at a concert might still be considered swag, especially if it is a design or release that is not readily available in the mass market.

Many independent record labels throw in a handful of free swag when they ship out mail-order packages (stickers, sampler CDs, etc).

The chief difference between swag and regular merchandise is that its purpose is not to make a profit, but to promote the band/label, and reward its supporters by giving them something cool and unique.
I picked up some great swag at the concert last night.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
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slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman or pirate
Pirate: arr we be stealin all yer swag
by da nafta November 03, 2013
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The way a swaggot thug walks after being fucked in the ass. This is typically shown by sagging, which symbolizes that they've been fucked in the ass before and wish for it again. It is also shown by wearing a flat billed snapback sideways or backwards and wearing vans or chucks.
This trend, known as swag, makes perfect sense due to the fact that swag means Secretly We are Gay. This goes well with sagging which shows that they're available for sex by another male.
by FaZe Temperrrr October 16, 2012
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things that indie girls say when they see a hot skater boy they want to impress.
girl 1: omg do you see tyler!
girl 2, as tyler walks by; yes! he’s so swag.
by stupidbitchasswhore September 29, 2020
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