stop sign surprise

When a woman is giving you a blowjob as you're driving, and right when you're about to cum you slam on the breaks and her head flies off your dick onto the steering wheel, thus making you jizz on her face.

"Yo, why has Mary been avoiding you all week?"
"Oh. She's still mad that I gave her a stop sign surprise."

by Elixer0 May 18, 2008

Stop Whippin' My Balls

When your girlfriend brings out a whip during sex and starts to whip your balls too hard and you say the safety words "Stop Whippin' My Balls."

"Bitch, Stop Whippin' My Balls."

by Vantality Akenfa April 7, 2010

Stop Being A Dick

Seriously. Just stop.

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.

by Barbaloot April 12, 2009

Stop Day

The work-free friday right before finals week on which all college classes close for the semester and are not in session. Originally intended to be a free day for college students to study, it is now typically reserved for sleeping, eating, watching netflix and other forms of comatose solidarity; however, many young scholars devote the evening of Stop Day to wine, women and bongs, or more accurately, to becoming upsettingly drunk. For college students, Stop Day is a conceptual mecca: long-awaited, dreamed about, and otherwise lusted after.

College student 1: Man, I'm so tired, I was up until 4 writing that sociology paper. I don't think I can make it to finals

College student 2: You're almost there bro! Stop Day is friday

by amindformelodrama December 15, 2011

stop tickling furry unicorns

Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".

Stop tickling furry unicorns

by Fluffy Dinos April 5, 2016

Stop Snitchin

An urban policy that has become maddness. It has gone from a policy of not betraying and turning in one's friends to the over the top policy of not talking to the police about anything. Even if the person who commited the crime has done terrible things, and he is not even from your neighborhood. A policy that has led to the ceasing of solving of inner-city crimes.

Person fed up with constant violence: "He murdered three people! He's not even from our hood!"
Person who has grown too used to it: You know the policy, Stop Snitchin."

by IndicatedEye April 22, 2006

Stop it

A phrase used when someone is doing something so good it's hard to believe.

Joe: Swishes his 5th three-point shot in a row
John: Stop it Joe, your so wet today

by JackTom November 10, 2010