stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
Get the stock box mug.

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 22, 2016
Get the Stocking Stuffer mug.

Ella Stock

Ella Stock is so hot!
by Sol Bloomfield January 07, 2022
Get the Ella Stock mug.

Chicken stock

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
by Sexydimma June 02, 2022
Get the Chicken stock mug.

chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?
by Sexydimma June 26, 2022
Get the chicken stock mug.

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
by Samy roberts August 19, 2011
Get the Stock Gobbler mug.

Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 23, 2021
Get the Stock Rape mug.