stassis

stassis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun

A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"

Tom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"

by Jerry Tzanetatos February 13, 2009

hitler stash

After sexual intercourse, when you stick your finger into your anus and rub it under a girl's nose so it looks like a hitler mustache.

I totally hitler stashed karen after that crazy sex last night.

by jose gonzaleez June 16, 2008

trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

Snack Stash

The act of hiding an M&M, Reese's Piece, Skittle, or other small candy in one's belly button with the intent of saving it for consumption at a later time.

Whoa... Dude, when I was cleaning out my belly button and looking for lint, I found a Snack Stash! Yes! And it's a grape Skittle too!

by Offroadcamry February 26, 2010

Stasio

1. Detention
2. Any form of annoyance that can be given or take place during any time of day

1. dayyuumm! that chick just got NAILED with a Stasio
2. Gah, Link was being SUCH a Stasio yesturday.

by aquarius October 11, 2007

finger stash

The act of tattooing a "cartoon-ish" moustash on the inside of your index finger and then holding the finger to your upper lip

Ivana: Did you see what "Chico" has tattooed on her finger?

Dirk: Yeah, a finger stash!

by Super Muffin September 20, 2008

Goonie stash

A beloved item or small collection of items you thought you had lost or were out of altogether, but suddenly realize you have just enough of to hold you over. An accidental hoard. Cache by chance. Can apply to anything from overnight items and clothes kept at your mother's house that prove to be a Godsend after a tragic house fire or robbery, to a favorite discontinued HG face cream you come across in a little travel-sized bottle you'd all but forgotten about. A reference to the dramatic last scene of the 1985 film Goonies, where the Walsh's housekeeper realizes Mikey still has a forgotten marble bag of jewels retained in his coat pocket from Willie's ship - after the Fratellis had supposedly stripped the Goonies of all their treasure.

Dancers Candy & Porsche, after security checkpoint at JFK:

Candy: "What am I gonna do? Like, all of my baby oil and glitter spray for tomorrow night's show are gone."

Porsche, squealing: "Girl, check my Spy bag's secret compartment."

Together: "Oooh, Goonie stash!!"

<Loud howling & high-fiving ensue.>

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 10, 2010