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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
mugGet the sofa gobmug.

on the red sofa

having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
by The Font March 18, 2015
mugGet the on the red sofamug.

Sofa Bear

OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......
there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)
by Anonymous girl 123 October 27, 2021
mugGet the Sofa Bearmug.

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch
Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
mugGet the Sofamug.

Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette
Sofa needs some help.
by AcousticAutism November 30, 2020
mugGet the Sofamug.

SOFAS

Keep your opinions to yerselves you fucking SOFAS
by creme_dela_mem3 February 24, 2019
mugGet the SOFASmug.

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.
Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”
by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022
mugGet the Sofamug.

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