Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010

new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.

person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too

by mewnNose October 2, 2016

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by anonymous February 21, 2022

Sofa

A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗

That couch is so so faaaa, sofa

by anonymous June 13, 2018

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022