socialising

Something other people do, that I see on Facebook.

I saw her socialising on Facebook.

by rebutaholic May 31, 2015

Socialism

When the government does stuff

Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff the government does, the more socialism you got. And if the government does a REAL lotta stuff, it's communism

by Donna tramp January 16, 2021

Socialise

Something you don't want to do

''Socialise they said, it will be fun they said!''

by MayaW. October 11, 2016

Horological socialism

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

socialishness

Socialishness is what social media should be, but isn't. Television started carrying theatre but quickly eroded to be just filler content between commercials and now is mostly infomercials. The web went from information to porn almost instantly. Now Social Media is more Media than Social. the only thing that will save Social Media from a quick death is "socialishness"... people have to actively meet in-real-life (IRL) and shun/block/attack any aggressive marketing attempts using Social Media.

If you are not sure what to blog about, DO SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE and blog about it. Socialishness is a lot more sincere and interesting than repeating other experiences or ideas.

by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 February 2, 2010

SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

socialite soccer mom

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.

Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.

by hampton's gal December 3, 2007