A term used to describe a conservative man who often wears brightly colored shorts, a sporty polo, and has a level of toxicity that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. Most likely to drug college girls for sex.
by WhiningWhiteBoi#yoloswag August 18, 2019
Get the Republican Pap Smear mug.A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
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Get the pop-n-smear mug.A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.
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Get the coochie smear mug.An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
Get the fudge smears mug.As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018
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