scomo-shake

when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras

the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims

by fuckwit pm January 9, 2020

slomba

something that white boys comment on each other’s instagram posts

*chad posts on instagram*
brad comments: slomba

by thatsmyfavoritewhiteboy November 24, 2020

Slamo

People who bear this name are usually cheerful givers, are sincere with themselves and others, and are very optimistic. Hence, their lives are always good grounds for wonderful acts of God. They also love people to a fault, especially those close to them, which is why they give even when they don't really have much.

Slamo are rare, they are God sent.

by Iamready June 30, 2021

Scomo

The act of rapidly and quietly removing oneself from a situation that is expected to turn bad imminently, and often, remaining out of sight whilst the worst of the situation unfolds.

A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.

A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.

Well, Gladys, I used accelerant on the BBQ again and set the garden waste you'd left by fence on fire. The fire got out of hand rather quickly, but I pulled a masterful scomo: I disappeared from the scene, pretending I was out for a run to the shop. I came back when the fire crew arrived, and once they’d extinguished the fire I ran in to congratulate them heartily. They didn’t seem best pleased, but I told them I don’t hold a hose and that it was the wife that left the BBQ idle from the previous night. Of course, I told Jenny, the neighbour, and the entire street of how my meticulous maintenance of our yard slowed the fire and saved both mine and the neighbour’s house from certain destruction. When the inspector turned up, I convinced him the child next door regularly plays with matches, and the authorities were most helpful in providing a report indicating the fire likely started due to lack of diligence from the neighbour!

by Hellion Wisp July 20, 2021

Shlomo

At just about 6-8 weeks old, Shlomo was one of the youngest members of the “Texas 56” Canaan Dog rescue that took place April 7, 2021 , in Montgomery County, Texas.

He is only 1 of 3 intact males out of the Texas 56. This is extremely important for the continuation of the breed as there are less than 3000 of this 4,000+ year old ancient and rare breed in the world today.

Once one experiences Shlomo then they have officially be shlomoed!

Shlomo is one of the last remaining breeding Canaan Dogs in the world.

by Hunter.59 November 23, 2021

Slomba

Slomba is when u nut in a girls pussy and make her finish then finger her then pull your finger out and simba her like the lion king

“I Slombaed my girlfriend last night”

by Slomba creator December 15, 2021

Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022